Having your parents teach you not to eat your boogers in front of girls because they won't want to date you is one thing, but who's supposed to teach you about everything else life is going to throw your way? The right way to caress your date's boob (either female or luscious man boob), good music to listen to, the right things to wear, and of course the age old question of where to ultimately place that pesky booger now that putting it in your mouth is no longer an option.

Until now, young people everywhere have been left with having to rely on Miley Cyrus songs, Google, or their Uncle Larry, who seems to be developing further into his addiction with prostitutes, to help guide them through all of life's questions.

BUT NOT ANYMORE! Now there is a better and more convenient way to dealing with all of life's issues (and no it's not Prozac), its called Gold Lion!
Gold Lion is a group of musicians, artists, writers, and of course Miley Cyrus fans, who are all here to help guide you through all of life's coinkidinks. Not only are we here to hold your hand as you take your first steps into becoming a well rounded human being, but for the right price, we might even tell you where the light is.

With the help of all the music events we throw, our blog that is not only educational, but thoughtful, and the addition of our new Sexual Education videos, you will be equipped with the right tools in helping build yourself a happy today and a successful tomorrow. We are like the "Big Brother, Big Sister" program, except without all the awkwardness of having to deal with a 45 year old man pressuring you to play basketball while asking you if you want a lick of his ice cream cone.

So sit back, pour yourself a cup of the best boxed wine the 99¢ store offers, and get ready to be the coolest kid on the playground.

And always remember, Gold Lion loves you!

• We throw music events all over America.
  
• We have a blog dedicated to bringing you the best in music, entertainment, and information on eligible local singles in your area.
  
• We have Sexual Education videos, with interviews from your favorite musicians and artists, designed to help educate you in the proper ways to filet mignon your partner's Pickachus and pork swords.
  
• And most importantly, we equip you with the right tools for becoming a well rounded human being.